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Daisy is a happy go lucky monkey and a lovely friend to have around. She might bungle the odd fingle, but don't let that stopple you!

"Professor" Bobo

After being sacked from the zoo, Bobo is looking for a new home. He responds best to being constantly brow beaten and has a constant need for tick baths.


SOLD OUT! Henry is a very intelligent monkey, but he may not come when called. Henry has some scalp problems.


Alex ran away from the circus and is a fully licenced driver and would be ideal for a local delivery service.


A former police chief, Geba is ruthless and unyeilding in his pursuit, unless a space ship points out he was wrong about everything.

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