Instant Monkeys Online
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We deliver your monkey instantly using our patended delivery method.
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100% instant delivery of your monkey, guaranteed.
Time for your Apes
Don't wait for Godo, we have a huge collection of monkeys and apes ready for instant ordering and delivery.
Our Monkeys
Daisy
Daisy is a happy go lucky monkey and a lovely friend to have around. She might bungle the odd fingle, but don't let that stopple you!
"Professor" Bobo
After being sacked from the zoo, Bobo is looking for a new home. He responds best to being constantly brow beaten and has a constant need for tick baths.
Henry
SOLD OUT! Henry is a very intelligent monkey, but he may not come when called. Henry has some scalp problems.
Alex
Alex ran away from the circus and is a fully licenced driver and would be ideal for a local delivery service.
Geba
A former police chief, Geba is ruthless and unyeilding in his pursuit, unless a space ship points out he was wrong about everything.
And more...
This is just small sample of our monkey collection, with many more in stock to be sent to you instantly.
Get Your Monkeys Instantly!
Ordering from Instant Monkeys Online means:
- Instantly delivery
- Monkey ownership
- Online orders
- No returns
- No refunds
Join these two satisfied customers right now!
All these monkeys and more are waiting for you. You can get them instantly, right now, you only need Mike's credit card.